I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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