Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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