Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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