can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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