I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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