He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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