think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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