Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Everything about him screamed your future.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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