Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
