This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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