At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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