oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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