my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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