BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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