Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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