i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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