So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my shit smells like andre
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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