just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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