chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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