Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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