is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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