i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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