so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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