Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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