problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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