so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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