Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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