Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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