Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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