why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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