i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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