i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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