She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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