I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
