epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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