Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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