Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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