that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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