brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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