The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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