Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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