I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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