Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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