Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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