Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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