this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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