Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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