I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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