Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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