Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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