So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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