so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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