she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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