i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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