So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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